What goes in these....CORPORATES??

All these days my blog was my ventout for my fears and apprehensions..here i leave them far back entering the practical world. So howz life in corporates?? ppl who belong to this world...laugh for sometime for what we are..and ppl who watch from far..welcome to our world.......
(all the incidents written or stated are mere observations of mine, not related to anyone , if u feel concerned please ignore)
As a beginner from college...

inka enjoy cheyali ane josh chavadu..konchm style ga tayarayyi ,formals eskoni ,boots eskoni pose kodadam ani bayalderutaru abbayilu, ika ammayilu...appatidaka engg lo mostly abbayilani chusi edo potugallu tagulutaru anukoni edo posh ga buildup iddam anukuntaru..but tera ochaka..a induction lo telustundi ade koti muka dress ayi ochndi ani...padutundi first topi..evariki pose kottedi..abbayilu emo chi same old ammayilu ra ankuntaru but north indian ammayilanu chusi sollu karustaru eppudu chusede..

next training modalavtundi..45 days enjoy..class vinakkarle..net untundi pandagachey!! ante inkem kanipidu...janalaki..tarvata vadu exams antadu..manaki mamole one day bating leda cheaters codes(they work easily here:P)..training aipoddi..e madhyalo training room loki nadichi velletappudu,cubicles lo janalu systems kesi ala chustu untaru..vallu edo peeki podichestunnaru..manam edo velagapedatam ani anukuntu kalam gadiputam memu ..ila mugustundi training..

ainda inka project allocation...e 45days lone frnds aipotaru janalu and ma adrushtam koddi etti tantaru ekkado padatam...project formal intro's ,tarvata EAR download chesko ,flow chudu,induction lo em nerchukunaru, POC cheyandi ani TL pani puramaistadu..e buildup chusi manam edo chesestam anukuntam..ila konni rojulu sagutundi...tarvata onsite call(outsorcing kada undede),e requirement enta varaku ochndi adi enta varaku ochndi ani savagodataru..manam fone mute lo petti pandaga cheyadam..titlu vinaleka..kani eppudu ala kadu ,update 4m offshore antadu chachi nattu matldali:(. inka project sangati enti ante.. manam e pani chesi client ki chupinchali nachite vadu project istadu antaru..adi input pipeline a output pipeline a ardham kadu. em jarugutondi call lo anedi manaki purtiga ardham ayye sariki call aipotundi. edo pani unna valla laga seat ki velldam, teera oke mushti pani ki edo kukkalu piku tinnatu peekuladukovadam..maintenance projects gati inte..

edo chesestunnam, leda chestam anukuntune nelalu gadichipotayi appudu one yr experince ani board tagilistaru..inka cheppedi emundi...anni badhalu appude..one yr em chesav ante em cheyale..minor enhancements ani chepte paininchi kindadaka chustaru..baita vere job vetukkovali anukuntu jevitam gadapadam...
madhyalo mails, parties, corporate happenings, team meetings, vertical outings anni...company develop avtundi share value perugutundi..kani employee growth rate sunna. idi chusesi group gatherings lo chappatlu ,sweetlu; tera manam em chesam ante, emi ledu tini potta penchadam tappa!!
ofcourse not all lives end like this!!
so...janalu...ac buildingulu chusi murisipote jeevitam durbharam...kanipinchevanni nijalu kadu...